In the original spot, I was dreaming of fishing in Florida, and then WHAP! The wife is slapped upside the head with a fish. She was to respond in offense, “Eeeew, How about a SHOPPING trip to New York”. The excitement level escalated as various vacation spots were mentioned. And, that is the way the spot was to go: we were to show rising excitement as the various locales were mentioned. We had the script down cold so now we started improvising.
She slid to my side of the booth just as the waiter came up behind us. “So, are you feeling LUCKY?” she asked coyly. Where would YOU like to go?’ The waiter gave me a knowing look. I took Dorothy’s hand in mine, and I showed her how to cast. “How about fishing in Florida?”
“EEEEEEEW,” she grimaced as the waiter set food in front of her and she was simultaneously slapped in the face again with an imaginary fish. “I don’t think so.” The waiter look offended. “How about a shopping trip to New York?”
“Oh no no.” I had to explain to our confused waiter, “that was not about the food. We were just rehearsing our lines. The food looks delicious.”
During the real audition, they completely changed everything and there were/was (here we go again with that were/was thing from one of my earlier blogs. Where is Robin Garner, my cute English teacher acting friend, when I need her?) a huge bunch of people auditioning. We had not planned on that. They split us up and matched us with other partners. From the audition room, we heard loud oohing, aahing and screaming. The squeals were so orgasmic you would have thought there was a porno film next door. As people exited, we asked, “What is going on”? The script has changed. The prizes are now a trip to Mt. Rushmore, San Francisco, New York, and the final prize> OH, Be still my heart – a camping trailer with a pickup truck. At least that was WHAT I MIGHT WIN. Others may have been told differently.
When Dorothy emerged from her audition she told me they went through the tryout twice (as it turned out, we all did) and that her partner even kissed her both times. A friend I had known for many years, S, came out and told me that her partner had kissed her also. I then turned to Laurie Cummings and told her that if she and I went in together, she had better plan on getting kissed, but unfortunately, she was not to be my partner. Too bad, sometimes luck just runs against you. She’s very pretty. S’s partner, the man who kissed her, was awarded the male lead. Guess that kissing stuff works.
My turn came and I was the last one to audition. There were six people in the room watching. My partner was not an actress who had any interest in a part. She was a lady helping Chris Friehofer, the casting director, with the auditions. All the other women had left. I was told by the representative from the advertising agency what I should do. We were first going to Mt. Rushmore and then to the other exotic places I mentioned and was instructed to get more excited each time a different location was mentioned. That is why we heard all the screaming. The noise had come at the end of the spot when the final prize appeared. But, somehow the explanation just wasn’t clear to me. I had been told in acting class not to speak past the camera and here I was supposed to really shout out loud - make up your mind! So, I didn’t get excited enough and yell very loud, and I wasn’t chosen for the part. Oh well!! If I get a chance to audition for something like this again, I will know what to do. As I have found out from this audition, EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. I went home to pour a scotch and water on my wounds.
However, I was hired as an extra in the same ad and appeared at the Riverwind Casino several days later to be filmed. This time I knew fewer people than last time, but they were all fun people. I did renew acquaintences with Cindy Hanska, Jerome Braggs, Emily Ward, Shawana Shafer. It seems we have a cheer leader each time. This time it was a pretty lady from Tulsa, Jennifer Fisher. She always had a smile for everyone and one time did a Miley Cyrus dance for us. I wish she had shown us that earlier in the day. I might have been able to learn a few steps and really impress Jordan, my 13 year old granddaughter. Another nice lady I met, Debbie Evans, had spent some time in the automobile business and we swapped stories about the business. I’ve developed a community of delightful new friends.
There will be three commercials made from all the shooting we did that day. Including the one with the trips. So, if you are in the Oklahoma City area, look for them. And, look for my left hand. It must be very manly and attractive as it seems to get all the play these days. In my previous, currently running, commercial, my left hand was very prominent. I have attached a photo from the last commercial that shows me in all my glory. If they give Emmys for commercials, I and my cohorts at the blackjack table will surely win. By the way, you also may use this picture as a screen saver just like you did with my headshots.
Now that I have an agent, I am still after that elusive speaking part in a movie or a television show.
Ronnie Deane, Lauren Synar, Jerome Braggs, me, Cindy Hanska
Click link below to see the commercial
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